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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
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Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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Koffee

Population35.457 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.457 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 30,762 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 867,611 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,308,828 per year while the poor average 62,349, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 7th in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 74,101.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 18thSmartest Citizens: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thLargest Populations: 22ndMost Avoided: 24thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 36thFattest Citizens: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thMost Armed: 42ndLargest Gambling Industry: 46thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thRudest Citizens: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66thLargest Publishing Industry: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 74thMost Secular: 104thMost Cultured: 129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 134thLargest Retail Industry: 163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 448thMost Corrupt Governments: 604thMost Rebellious Youth: 800thMost Efficient Economies: 1,706thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,027thLargest Black Market: 2,662ndMost Influential: 5,446thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,267thMost Pro-Market: 7,852nd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the region

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  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 53 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 82 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 122 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 77 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 145 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 139 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 88 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 151 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 143 million infected.

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