Population | 46.605 billion |
Capital | Full City |
Leader | Generalissimo Barista Espresso |
Currency | Cuppa |
Animal | Schrodingers Cat |
The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 46.605 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 41,002 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.
Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Koffee is ranked 10th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 879,794.52 Standard Monetary Units.
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- : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
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