by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.048 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.048 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 35,233 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 9th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Highest Economic Output, with 35,233 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thLargest Populations: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdSmartest Citizens: 26thMost Avoided: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Gambling Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdFattest Citizens: 52ndMost Armed: 63rdLargest Publishing Industry: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 94thRudest Citizens: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139thMost Cultured: 182ndMost Secular: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 781stMost Corrupt Governments: 841stMost Efficient Economies: 1,039thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,389thLargest Black Market: 5,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,288thMost Influential: 7,109thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,127thTop
Most Stationary: 17,949thMost Pro-Market: 18,696thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,365th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

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