The Halcyon Archipelago of Ko-oren is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dhunerin Laurderinthen with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 29.29 billion Ko-orenites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geh-Mae-May-Sen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ko-orenite economy, worth a remarkable 7,006 trillion Koronas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,225 Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ko-oren's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monradhity.

Ko-oren is ranked 287,427^th in the world and 71^st in Anaia for Most Primitive, scoring -516.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.