The Republic of Kispaming is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sapagan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.006 billion Kispamingians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,711 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,024 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Health insurance executives die young due to their claims being denied by their own companies, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 1,126^th in the world and 35^th in the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 99.91 Effective Tax Rate.