The Armed Republic of Khaldea is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 142 million Khaldeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Khaldean economy, worth 6.67 trillion Basquins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,006 Basquins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaldea's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Khaldea is ranked 19,922^nd in the world and 18^th in Equiterra for Safest, scoring 114.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.