The Kingdom of Juvity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Dennel I with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.758 billion Juvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezlahull. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Juvian economy, worth 141 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,464 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Juvian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the weather in Ezlahull is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Juvity's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juvity is ranked 236,838^th in the world and 4,843^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.13 law-abiding acts per hour.