The Free Land of Jsupat is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joseph with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.868 billion Jsupatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jotaria. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jsupatian economy, worth 487 trillion Jaroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,893 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Jsupat and have breakfast in Bigtopia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jsupat's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jsupat is ranked 72,364^th in the world and 3,758^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,728.04 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.