The United Namiqist States of Jonas Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruzanna Knarik and Zaur Namiq with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.324 billion UNS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong UNS economy, worth 116 trillion jollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 87,887 jollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, builders across Jonas Land are blocked up with orders for new public loos, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and the nation claims that shipments labeled TNT stand for Treaty Negotiation Tools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonas Land's national animal is the mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonas Land is ranked 68,035^th in the world and 1^st in Left Wing Utopia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 140.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.