The Principality of JAVILAND is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 532 million JAVILANDians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong JAVILANDian economy, worth 31.2 trillion PESETAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 58,677 PESETAS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,716 per year while the poor average 8,692, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, school uniforms are compulsory, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime is moderate. JAVILAND's national animal is the LOBO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JAVILAND is ranked 53,175^th in the world and 334^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 53,865.93 Standard Monetary Units.