The Lycan Queen of Gwyn-Teir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.533 billion Amazons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong Queen Gwyn-Teir economy, worth 973 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,674 Denars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Gwyn-Teir's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gwyn-Teir is ranked 250,168^th in the world and 34^th in The Labyrinth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.