The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.262 billion Nilrahrarfanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,511 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 400,421 Mark-Litecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,076,606 per year while the poor average 41,835, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 383^rd in the world and 18^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 688.67 kickbacks per hour.