The ⯌𝕄𝕪ℍ𝕒𝕚𝕜𝕦⯎ of Gasapi is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.718 billion Gasapians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Gasapian economy, worth 138 trillion Podax Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,588 Podax Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,214 per year while the poor average 15,837, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Gasapi's new capital, the national symbol of Gasapi is now always featured on a skewer, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Gasapi's national animal is the Gasteracantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gasapi is ranked 128,441^st in the world and 21^st in Gypsy Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 81.55 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.