The Democratic Republic of Free Woke is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 199 million Free Wokeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Free Wokean economy, worth 5.13 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,759 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Free Wokean mussels the biggest in Europeia, entomologists flock to Free Woke City for its remarkable gadfly population, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Free Woke's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Woke's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Woke is ranked 288,931^st in the world and 1,279^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.