The Democratic Republic of Foyenne is a small, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36 million Foyenneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Foyennean economy, worth 2.42 trillion twindles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,300 twindles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,294 per year while the poor average 12,872, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Umbrellas are back in fashion, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Foyenne's national animal is the Salamander, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Foyenne is ranked 221,761^st in the world and 14^th in New Ukraine for Safest, scoring 49.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.