The Republic of Soldany is a large, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 196 million Soldanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The thriving Soldanian economy, worth 19.0 trillion Seals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,948 Seals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, there is something rotten in the state of Soldany, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soldany's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Soldany is ranked 49,740^th in the world and 1^st in New Ukraine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,965.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.