The Confederacy of Hetmanatf is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 255 million Hetmanatfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The very strong Hetmanatfian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Seals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,035 Seals, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Seal battlesuits, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hetmanatf's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hetmanatf is ranked 165,643^rd in the world and 1^st in New Ukraine for Largest Black Market, with 900 billion Standard Monetary Units.