The Absolute Monarchy of Formendia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Karl XVII with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.366 billion Formendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berghamn. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Formendian economy, worth 685 trillion Formediansk Kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,082 Formediansk Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formendia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Formendia is ranked 77,309^th in the world and 620^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 92.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.