The Republic of Sri Temasekia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chanin Chanout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.025 billion Temasekians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chanini. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Temasekian economy, worth 455 trillion Chananins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,237 Chananins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, government expenses are beyond compare, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sri Temasekia's national animal is the Chanin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaninism.

Sri Temasekia is ranked 23,134^th in the world and 874^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.