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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,720thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,197th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Ad victoriam, Ex machina, Non sibi sed patriae
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Noricky

Population1.778 billion

Currencynorick
Animalwolf

The Republic of Noricky is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.778 billion Norickyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Norickyian economy, worth 158 trillion noricks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,076 noricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noricky's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noricky is ranked 47,085th in the world and 1,500th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 155.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,720thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,197thMost Pacifist: 10,373rdNicest Citizens: 12,017thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,490thTop
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Safest: 14,835thMost Inclusive: 15,498thHighest Food Quality: 17,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,112thMost Influential: 17,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,817thHealthiest Citizens: 19,851stMost Cultured: 20,276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,627thMost Income Equality: 23,728thBest Weather: 26,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,284th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 112th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 427th in the regionMost Pacifist: 490th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 595th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noricky was endorsed by The Eternal Land of Loutsland.
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Noricky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Noricky endorsed The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
  • : Noricky endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Noricky, nobody knows why the caged wolf sings.

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