The Dirty Commies of Fefelandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.545 billion Dirty Commies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Dirty commie economy, worth 688 trillion Rations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,248 Rations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Fefelandia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, when their backs are against the walls Dirty Commies look out for gay men, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the legislature has come out as bicameral. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fefelandia's national animal is the جنۆکەی کورد, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Conformity.

Fefelandia is ranked 281,172^nd in the world and 10,833^rd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.64 kickbacks per hour.