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Nudest: 3,117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,549th
The Allied States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
If you want it, take it.
Henrik Jenssen
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Euthanising

Population6.636 billion

CapitalNeedle City
LeaderHenrik Jenssen
FaithIslam

Currencyᦊeath
Animalneedle

The Allied States of Euthanising is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Henrik Jenssen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.636 billion Euthanisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Needle City. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Euthanisian economy, worth 882 trillion ᦊeaths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,980 ᦊeaths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Henrik Jenssen is spelt now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euthanising's national animal is the needle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Euthanising is ranked 78,575th in the world and 337th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,263.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Nudest: 3,117thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,549thLargest Retail Industry: 9,882ndFattest Citizens: 11,513thLargest Black Market: 12,548thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,246thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,184thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 29,269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,230thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30,244th
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Nudest: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionMost Devout: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the region

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