The Dominion of Espary is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sitra Casca with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.102 billion Esparyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newala. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Esparyian economy, worth 360 trillion kronor a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,044 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, all recreational drugs are legal, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espary's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cuwism.

Espary is ranked 31,324^th in the world and 1,023^rd in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 345.32 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.