The Anarchic Hellhole of Espapus Unidos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Graso with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.679 billion grasosos are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The powerhouse grasoso economy, worth 279 trillion Packs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,149 Packs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,268 per year while the poor average 1,358, a ratio of 694 to 1.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, Espapus Unidos City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Espapus Unidos's national animal is the Pacman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Espapus Unidos is ranked 69,016^th in the world and 2^nd in Mexico for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 139.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.