The Commonwealth of Eolt is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.446 billion Eoltians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eolta. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoltian economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,822 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eolt's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eolt is ranked 129,396^th in the world and 1,473^rd in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,276.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.