The Communist Revitalization of Egre is a mammoth, pleasant nation, ruled by Brook Springsteen with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.423 billion Egreans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagravia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The Egrean economy, worth 292 trillion Yeras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 53,878 Yeras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,988 per year while the poor average 11,418, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Egre's national animal is the Sagoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egre is ranked 273,955^th in the world and 242^nd in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 5.59 average smiles per day.