The Defender of Yatoism of Neuer Deutsches Reich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crown prince August III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.362 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arminicum. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuer Deutsches Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 5,066 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 445,923 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, a soldier's body is a temple, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neuer Deutsches Reich's national animal is the Reichsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity and Yatoism.

Neuer Deutsches Reich is ranked 287,031^st in the world and 4,048^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 4.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.