The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 44.926 billion Morganites are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 14,327 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,914 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The possibility of gain causes universal pain, people are always able to look each other in the eye, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 269,147^th in the world and 3,896^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 10.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.