The Community of Dopiciour Islands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Amethyst Madelyn with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.942 billion Dopiciour Islandsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dopiciour Islandsian economy, worth 435 trillion Primes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 148,177 Primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the DIBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dopiciour Islands's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Lynx.

Dopiciour Islands is ranked 283,797^th in the world and 10,636^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -408.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.