Population | 22.782 billion |
Capital | Petersburgh |
Leader | Main Man Egor |
Faith | The Knights Templar |
Currency | Puck |
Animal | White Tiger |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.782 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,023 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,165 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
News editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Main Man Egor tend to disappear, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and the might of the entire No mokingian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 4,126th in the world and 111th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 612.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in No moking, the might of the entire No mokingian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : No moking was endorsed by The Theocracy of Soradev.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Main Man Egor tend to disappear.
- : No moking was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Novum Regnum.
- : No moking was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : No moking was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
World Assembly
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