The Federal Republic of Darcness is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Darc with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 21.733 billion Darcnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darcness City. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Darcnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,528 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,357 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darcness's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darcness is ranked 8,042^nd in the world and 68^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,405.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.