The Eggceptional Easter Egg Find of Crpostran is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ankit Mohan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.53 billion Crpostranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crpostown. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crpostranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,796 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crpostran's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IDK.

Crpostran is ranked 26,724^th in the world and 26^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,468.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.