The Sunshine Republic of Mega Jorts is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Le Premier Jortian with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 7.22 billion Jortians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jort City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jortian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Threads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 182,839 Threads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and death is nobody's business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mega Jorts's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jortianity.

Mega Jorts is ranked 110,066^th in the world and 87^th in Karma for Highest Drug Use, scoring 156.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.