The Federal Republic of Nuvolacity is a huge, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 578 million Nuvolacityians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nuvolacityian economy, worth 37.5 trillion Solidarity Currencies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,898 Solidarity Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, news headlines usually include p-values, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuvolacity's national animal is the Cocorita, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuvolacity is ranked 298,089^th in the world and 200^th in Karma for Highest Drug Use, scoring 18.93 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.