The Most united Commonwealth of Cromreland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Superintendent Woddsor Park with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 4.615 billion Cromlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willsbourou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromrelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Vermunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,490 Vermunts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,530 per year while the poor average 61,315, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Cromreland, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and millions of Vermunts have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Stag Disease. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromreland's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nietzscheanism.

Cromreland is ranked 10,003^rd in the world and 21^st in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 160.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.