Population | 1.525 billion |
Capital | Marcan |
Leader | Kelvin |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Øpars |
Animal | White Horse |
The Federal Republic of Smoothland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kelvin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.525 billion Smoothlandics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcan. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Smoothlandic economy, worth 144 trillion Øpars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,725 Øpars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and Smoothland Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smoothland's national animal is the White Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Smoothland is ranked 44,952nd in the world and 34th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 46.57 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Smoothland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Novoskasia.
- : Smoothland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Smoothland, Smoothland Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Following new legislation in Smoothland, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Smoothland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Inclusive, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Influential.
- : Smoothland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Outer Plachyberinoann.
- : Smoothland's influence in The Kodiak Republic rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Smoothland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Smoothland, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Smoothland, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » Danslandia, Minuss, Battadia, Rykkland, Kallanistan People s Republic, The First Peoples Conglomerate, Taliin, Northern Cagas, Yarumab-Corriopankt, The Greater Antilles, Arlandova, Piehu, The Crescenia, Cromreland, Republic of Azvrenia, OmniGooch, Homul, Tania12345, Aargh, Rapaldegia Bagazis, Las Cortes de Iberia, South Cahadonia, Nadlo, United Statesly, Kyushu no Yama, Gibraltir, Nalatia States, Outer Plachyberinoann, and Novoskasia.