The Personage uit Ongezellig of Coco Schoppenboer is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coco Schoppenboer-Potgieter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.188 billion Coco Schoppenboers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloemfontein. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coco Schoppenboer's economy, worth 159 trillion rand a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 50,075 rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, Coco Schoppenboer-Potgieter has just been declared ruler of Coco Schoppenboer in an international press conference, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Coco Schoppenboer's national animal is the springbok, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is rugby.

Coco Schoppenboer is ranked 125,719^th in the world and 20^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 82.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.