The Frozen Federation of Ciruno is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader McLeaderface with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.017 billion Cirunas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ciruna economy, worth 100 trillion fumoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,818 fumoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Ciruno's national animal is the fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ciruno is ranked 117,013^th in the world and 530^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,596.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.