The Theocracy of Chief Archivist of the Crimson Crusaders is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning archive population. The hard-working population of 259 million Chief Archivist of the Crimson Crusadersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The Chief Archivist of the Crimson Crusadersian economy, worth 11.9 trillion archives a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,064 archives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chief Archivist of the Crimson Crusaders's national animal is the archive.

Chief Archivist of the Crimson Crusaders is ranked 16,786^th in the world and 1^st in The Library of the Crimson Crusaders for Most Primitive, scoring 84.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.