The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.063 billion Explodingtntians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,064 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, replacement organs are grown in vats, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and Coach Sheen's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 265,203^rd in the world and 4,947^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.