The Democratic Republic of Capybarlend is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mike Patterson with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.482 billion Capybarianas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Break-city. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capybarian economy, worth 206 trillion Capybarmoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,445 Capybarmoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, books are so highly regarded in Capybarlend that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown. Capybarlend's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular state.

Capybarlend is ranked 279,467^th in the world and 10,361^st in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -327.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.