The Environmentalist States of Buellertopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicholas Bueller with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 20.379 billion Buellerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ndoria. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buellerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Marzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,573 Marzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, autocrats are persona non grata, and Buellerian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buellertopia's national animal is the Bueller, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gregism.

Buellertopia is ranked 1,604^th in the world and 85^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,384.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.