The Democratic Republic of Buedafixe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.476 billion Buedafixeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buedafixean economy, worth 170 trillion tostaos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,542 tostaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is totally unknown. Buedafixe's national animal is the justo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Buedafixe is ranked 286,037^th in the world and 1,203^rd in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.