The Isle of Bryn tee is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.355 billion Bryn teeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Bryn teean economy, worth 548 trillion Stirlings a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,072 Stirlings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,845 per year while the poor average 2,819, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, begun the Clone Wars have, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Bryn tee in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bryn tee's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bryn tee is ranked 304,879^th in the world and 21^st in Guinea Kiribati for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.