The Dominion of Brovnodia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 886 million Brovnodeses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grachnivob. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The powerhouse Brovnodian economy, worth 69.5 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 78,466 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,394 per year while the poor average 18,911, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, Brovnodeses no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brovnodia's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brovnodia is ranked 295,153^rd in the world and 7,443^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.94 law-abiding acts per hour.