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Rudest Citizens: 92ndLargest Retail Industry: 266thMost Rebellious Youth: 594th
The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
I wish I had a pair 'o bongos!
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
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Corrupted

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Bongo Fury

Population6.127 billion

CapitalUtility Muffin Research Kitchen
LeaderSam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top

Currencymuffin
Animalwooden dog

The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of Bongo Fury is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.127 billion Bongo Furyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongo Furyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 298,166 muffins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, the fattest folk in Bongo Fury look to be the happiest ones, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bongo Fury's national animal is the wooden dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongo Fury is ranked 15,954th in the world and 4th in NationStates for Most Extreme, scoring 44.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 92ndLargest Retail Industry: 266thMost Rebellious Youth: 594thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 760thHighest Crime Rates: 1,207thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,258thHighest Drug Use: 1,293rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,423rdFattest Citizens: 1,520thMost Efficient Economies: 1,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,680thSmartest Citizens: 1,710thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,778thHighest Average Incomes: 2,123rdMost Cultured: 2,235thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,437thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,589thMost Armed: 3,217thMost Influential: 3,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,303rdMost Inclusive: 4,621stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,347thLargest Black Market: 5,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,309thLargest Governments: 6,491stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,348thMost Secular: 9,138thHighest Economic Output: 9,292ndNudest: 9,781stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,787thTop
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Most Politically Free: 15,065thMost Extreme: 15,954thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,051stMost Pro-Market: 18,529thMost Stationary: 19,216thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,103rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionNudest: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Bongo Fury was endorsed by The Principality of Bensonsign.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, the fattest folk in Bongo Fury look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.

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