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Least Corrupt Governments: 889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,054thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,055th
The Inclusive Bastion of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Knowledge, unity, and compassion shall guide us.
Anon Tuffler
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Trimetolan

Population4.625 billion

CapitalKšpp Yək
LeaderAnon Tuffler

CurrencyBryton
AnimalDove

The Inclusive Bastion of Trimetolan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anon Tuffler with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.625 billion Trimites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kšpp Yək. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Trimetolan economy, worth 856 trillion Brytons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,169 Brytons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, Anon Tuffler has promised 'power to the puppies', and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trimetolan's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trimetolan is ranked 252,992nd in the world and 784th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,054thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,055thNicest Citizens: 1,078thMost Pacifist: 1,264thMost Developed: 1,328thMost Inclusive: 1,399thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,529thHealthiest Citizens: 1,577thHighest Food Quality: 1,717thSafest: 1,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,127thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,178thBest Weather: 2,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,313thLowest Crime Rates: 2,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,477thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,588thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,802ndLargest Governments: 2,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,063rdMost Cultured: 3,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,162ndSmartest Citizens: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,352ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,119thMost Influential: 5,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,925thHighest Average Incomes: 9,070thMost Secular: 9,701stMost Income Equality: 11,945thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,257th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
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Safest: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Extreme: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trimetolan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Trimetolan was endorsed by The ‘tark Konfedr‚s of Cassinia.
  • : Trimetolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Trimetolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Trimetolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Trimetolan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Trimetolan, Anon Tuffler has promised 'power to the puppies'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trimetolan, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Trimetolan, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Trimetolan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Bryton mansions.

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