The United States of BludHaven is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by yin yang with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.362 billion BludHavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of haven. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BludHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,689 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,910 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the fattest folk in BludHaven look to be the happiest ones, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BludHaven's national animal is the ice dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is dragonizen.

BludHaven is ranked 323,357^th in the world and 2,257^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.