The Democratic Republic of Blepcash is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Greg with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.991 billion Cashians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashia. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cashian economy, worth 639 trillion Klimbops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,214 Klimbops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, saying "don't do anything that President Greg wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blepcash's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blepcash is ranked 4,239^th in the world and 8^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nicest Citizens, with 51.66 average smiles per day.