The Federal Republic of Kitvania is a large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 56 million Kitvanian Lepoards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kitvanian economy, worth 1.79 trillion Kitpaws a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,964 Kitpaws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", light entertainment isn't dead, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitvania's national animal is the Kitvanian Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitvania is ranked 225,326^th in the world and 284^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.