The Civil Democratic Republic of Azimix is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary General Patsy Nogh with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.587 billion Azimixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldm. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azimixian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion Gahntomendes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 101,611 Gahntomendes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azimix's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vorchism.

Azimix is ranked 318,643^rd in the world and 194^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -96.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.