The Federation of Aya Democratic Republic is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.275 billion Aya love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiin. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aya economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Aya Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,267 Aya Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aya Democratic Republic's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aya Democratic Republic is ranked 34,454^th in the world and 89^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 69,780.45 Standard Monetary Units.